caution: objects in the mirror are larger than they appear

THIS is the very very bestest part of UP. It kills me every time. I watched it in a department store once and I was in floods right there before God and the bangla shop assistants and I didn’t care, it was that good. 

However, the rest of the movie was frankly unwatchable, thanks to this guy:

I wanted to hit him repeatedly with his backpack. 

I confess I spent most of Up hoping Carl would punch him in the face. Later, when Carl softened out on me (the traitor) I began wondering if I would be allowed to do it once the movie was over. Or kick him in the pants. Just once! Once! It would be - oh God yes! - so satisfying. 

On second thoughts, I might lose my shoe in there. I’ll have to think about it.